Marty Simpson

Marty Simpson is a happy husband, father, and comedian. He loves his wife and kids. He tells them before every athletic contest, “Remember, no matter what happens in the game tonight, Daddy loves you, win or tie.” Marty’s “love language” is sarcasm. He realizes that this one is not listed in Gary Chapman’s book, “The Five Love Languages” but is confident it will be added to updated versions soon. Marty’s act is filled with actual events from his life. Everything he says is a true story based on something that either happened to him, his kids, or that he made up entirely. (Do we need to point out that this is sarcasm? Wow, even the parantheticals have sarcasm.)